Old Person of Ware Lyrics:
There was an old person of Ware
Who rode on the back of a bear.
When they asked, “Does it trot?”
He said, “Certainly not!
It’s a Moppsikon Floppsikon bear!” 
There was an old person of Ware
Who rode on the back of a bear.
When they asked, “Does it trot?”
He said, “Certainly not!
It’s a Moppsikon Floppsikon bear!” 
 
					 
						 
			 
			 
			 
			 
			